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The poll was carried out by Professor Poltice of Strathclyde University, along with a posse of guys dressed in black carrying crow-bars. It mostly focussed on dark back alley areas, and asked the question:

You willnae be voting for that daft, lying, slimy Salmond and his stupit separation, will ye?

Where there was uncertainty about the answer, for example it was deemed to be mumbled or unclear, a follow up question was then posited:

Ye want a doin' ya separatist bastirt?  Cos if you're saying anything but no, you're getting wan.

There is a margin of error of +/- 0.5% and three folk ended up in the Clyde with concrete boots for refusing to supply the correct answer. Their families were notified.