UKOK head Alastair Darling has accused historian Gordon Barclay of “deliberately publishing research that showed the UK didn’t give a shit about Scotlandshire.”

Barclay’s new book “If Hitler Comes : Scotland 1940” to be published next month shows that in 1940 the UK Government intended to abandon Scotland to the Germans if there was an invasion from Norway and the Baltic because “England should receive total priority for defence.”

Darling said, “Look, it may be true, in fact it is true, but it undermines all the crap we’ve been putting out that WWII showed we were better together. Consequently, the book should not be published, and if UKOK has anything to do with it – it won’t be. Just as we prevented the filthy separatists from releasing 10 Unionist Myths – Debunked. Didn’t we?