By Bias Binding, our Pacific Quay Correspondent

The Constitutional Commission held a heated debate at Holyrood on December 11th 2012 into the role of broadcasting in Scotlandshire.

BBC Scotlandshire journalists and a film crew were there to report on an obvious separatist hate-fuelled fest aimed primarily at the spoof channel, BBC in Scotland. Chaired by John Drummond of the Constitutional Commission, the panel consisted of academics, political commentators, politicians and trade unionists.

This channel, the real state broadcaster of Scotlandshire, was not even mentioned until half way through part five of the recording, such has been the impact of the spoof.

Members of the public were also in attendance, with some even been offered the opportunity to participate in the debate. Sadly, the majority of these were swivel-eyed separatists who were unable to add anything of merit to the debate.

BBC in Scotland did not see fit to supply a representative for the debate panel but Ken McWorrie, the Untouchables Editor-in-Chief, did issue a written statement:

"The only way the management team at BBC in Scotland will step inside the wee pretendy Parliament is if Lord Patten puts us over his knee and leathers our arses red raw. Even then he'll still have to drag us off screaming and kicking in the direction of Edinburgh!"

"I did ask amongst the management team at Pacific Quay if anyone wished to represent the BBC's Scotland office at this particular event. Unfortunately everyone who was asked curled up into a ball before proceeding to rock back and forth whilst weeping uncontrollably."

"It took hours for the BBC employees to recover back to a normal low morale psyche, which is basically the state of consciousness where they are either fully compliant to suggested Westminster propaganda or they're on the shortlist for the free time enhancement scheme."

Broadcasting in Scotland debate - Part 1 of 5

Broadcasting in Scotland debate - Part 2 of 5

Broadcasting in Scotland debate - Part 3 of 5

Broadcasting in Scotland debate - Part 4 of 5

Broadcasting in Scotland debate - Part 5 of 5

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