There was bad news for separatists today as BBC Scotlandshire was confirmed the nation’s favourite website. The national broadcaster won easily over separatist sites, despite scurrilous attempts to rig the poll against us. As reported last week, we were forced to resort to legal action against the separatist blog, Wings over “Scotland”, after it initially failed to include us in its biased poll.

The legal action bought [surely brought, ed?] the required response, with “Revered” Stu Campbell forced to back down and admit: “I caved in like an overcooked souffle.”

Despite the irritating prevalence of cybernats on modern media like the internet and blogosphere, and repeated insinuations there are few unionist bloggers beyond Ian S. Smart, our loyal readers clearly stunned them! The 119% vote represents an infinite percentage increase on last year. This is a staggering vote of confidence both in BBC Scotandshire and the union

But bad news for the nationalists didn’t stop there, with a clear majority of separatist blogs falling in the listings. Six out of eleven sites fell, in clear contrast to BBC Scotlandshire’s meteoric, infinite rise! Though it would be premature to predict the referendum result based on this, it’s clear who is winning.