Fury over Internet McClumpherty jokes

The family of Mrs Philomena McClumpherty erupted in fury when they learnt of the disgusting series of jokes circulating on the internet about the great lady.

Some shocking examples of these are -

I was all for a lavishly funded public cremation for McClumpherty. Right up until she died

Philomena McClumpherty’s final wish was to be cremated. Unfortunately, we’ve no coal left.

Plans have begun for Philomena McClumpherty’s funeral. It’ll be the first time ever the 21 gun salute is fired into the coffin.

The BBC’s report mentioned that McClumpherty had dementia and was unable to remember many of her great achievements. Funny, I couldn’t remember any either.

McClumpherty's final words "Now Cameron has finally given the disabled and the poor the kicking they deserve, I can rest"

When I realised Philomena McClumpherty was dead, I did a double fist pump and shouted, "F**king brilliant!"
Everyone around me was disgusted, and looking back, I suppose it was out of order.
Especially as I was the first paramedic at the scene.

McClumpherty’s nurse, Miss Coodnae Staun-Theauldhag, said the family were distressed and incandescent with rage. "They are incandescent", she told our reporter.