Well. That's it.

By Kenny McQuarrel, Our Newly Jobless Leader

Today, that bastirt Cameron has decided that regional BBC facilities are no longer required, now that London has absolute control.

Gizza' job!

Media Management team seek new position

Due to wholly unforeseen circumstances, (we didn’t foresee that the bastards in London would sell us down the river) the entire news management team at BBC Scotlandshire are now available to take up similar posts elsewhere in the world.

Our skills are particularly valuable for corrupt, dictatorial regimes, in the last desperate stages of clinging onto power. We can give you those much-needed extra months to pad out those Swiss bank accounts, instead of your country’s Treasury.

Our specialities include

  • Bullying staff
  • Sacking employees who fail to toe the party line (it was going to be you next, James Cook)
  • Ignoring news items of embarrassment to the regime
  • Fabricating news by clever video editing
  • Dumbing down news coverage to keep the punters sedated

Salary – to be negotiated, but 0.0000001% of what you take out of the public purse would keep us in luxury for years.


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