How ithers see us

A comment by Johnny Bossyman, Head of News and Bias

Cassandra spent a night at Apollo's temple, at which time the temple snakes licked her ears clean so that she was able to hear the future. When Cassandra refused Apollo's attempted seduction, he placed a curse on her so that her predictions would not be believed.

After a similar experience in an Edinburgh sauna, I too was given the ability to hear the future, but my predictions are not believed. I did my best to warn the Empire's leaders that unless they acted, they would hear what I heard - laughter at us, echoing down the corridors of time.

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You have been warned!

 


 

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