Brave Labour councillor hounded by nationalists
By our financial correspondent Max McCaird
Straight talking Falkirk councillor Alan Nimmo has found himself under attack by foaming-mouthed nationalists after quite reasonably pointing out that Alex Salmond is far more racist and megalomaniacal than Iranian dictator Ahmad Madinnerjaiket, who recently won the Fatwa Golden Stone Award for most gay people sentenced to death in one year.
Mr Nimmo (45) [going on 12] posted photos of Mr Salmond and Mr Amadinnerjaiket on his Facebook page, with the caption: “One of these men is a megalomaniac intent on increasing his dictatorial powers, with a deep seated racial hatred of his near neighbours and a strong determination to destroy Britain. Guess which one Labour hates more? LOL”
But Mr Nimmo's forthright remarks have incurred the wrath of the SNP and separatist activists who want to destroy Britain and prevent Scots from watching Nicholas Witchell present a six hour special documentary about the hard working Prince Andrew on a golfing tour of Dubai.
Speaking from hiding in a secret location next to the bar in Polmont Wheeltappers, Shunters and Labour Club, Mr Nimmo, Convenor for Education on Falkirk Council, said:
“I'm sure most reasonable people would agree that wrenching the people of Scotlandshire out of the loving bosom of the Westminster Parliament is far worse than just killing gay people, secretly plotting to start a nuclear war, and sending military support to the genocidal Syrian government.
“Wanting to deprive the Westminster Parliament of the wisdom and experience of great Labour figures like Magrit Curran and Lord Foulkes is just racism, pure and simple. Alex Salmond wouldn't have a problem with them being at Westminster if they weren't Scottish.”
He went on, and on:
“Just ask yourself, what would our great Olympic heroes think? Salmond doesn't want Chris Hoyle to have the opportunity of winning a gold medal while draped in a Union flag. The wholesale oppression of women just doesn't compare to the utter selfish evilness of an attitude like that.”
Ian Davidson, chairman of the Scottish Affairs committee for gittin' rid ay thon bawache Salmond fur guid, told BBC Radio Scotlandshire's flagship news programme, Good Morning Scotlandshire - here's your porridge, Jock:
“Daft Alan is spot on aboot Salmond, that wee eejit's far worse than any murderin' dictator. We wur gonnay gie thon President Achmadinnersgauncauld a right guid doin 'til we fun oot he had aw they WMDs. But wee Eck's still in the frame fur a chib.”
Speaking to BBC Scotlandshire by telephone on Monday, a enraged representative of the Yes Scotland campaign said:
“We're sorry there is no one in the office today as it's a public holiday. Please leave a message after the tone. Beeeeep.”
Contacted by a BBC Scotlandshire reporter, a furious Scottish Government spokesnat deep inside Alex Salmond's underground lair said:
“What are you bugging me with this childish crap for? Was the clown blootered at the time or what? Dear God, grow up why don't you - you and him both.!
He added:
“Look, we're just out of a meeting with Mickey Moore and Dave 'Paddington' Mundell to discuss the UK Government's response to the referendum, and we're having a hard enough time of it trying to stave off a fit of the giggles as it is.!”
But senior figures close to the Labour party rallied to Mr Nimmo's support. Falkirk Southpaw MP Eric Joyce, who was forced to resign from the Labour party after heid-butting a Tory basturt, said:
"Who are you lookin' at pal? Want tae make sumhin ae it eh?"
He added:
"Shee thaim, shee thaim, thae jealoush bashturts flung me oot. They're aw effin' Toriesh sho they ur. But you're ma besht mate. Gaun, gaun, huv a wee swallie. A really love ye sho A dae. Gaunie gie's a joab readin the newsh, eh, gaunie?"
Scottish Labour leader Johann Lamont was unavailable for comment.
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